| What is your show name? | King of Spades |
| What is your barn name? | Spade |
| Do you have any nicknames? | Muffin or Spade-a-muffin, Muffinman |
| How old are you? | 14 |
| Gelding? Mare? Stallion? | Gelding |
| What color are you? | Flea-bitten grey |
| What height are you? | 14hh |
| What breed are you? | Half Welsh and half mountain pony. (Not sure) |
| Who rides you? | My momma, Jackie. |
| What divisions do you show in, if you show or what do you do when your rider rides you? | Pet Pony. |
| What funny habits do you have? | I like to push Jackie around, but I'll follow her at any pace she goes. |
| What do you like (e.g., scratch behind the ears)? | Treaties! |
| What do you dislike (e.g., anybody touching your ears)? | Flyspray. |
| What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time? | Play with my friend, Spotty. |
| If you were a famous human, who would you be? | I'd be a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz. |
| What is your favorite treat? | The cotton candy willie muffins. |
| Any treats you don't like? | Grapes. They're scary! |